Where the Hell’s All the Doc Boy Merch!? Well at Least we still have Grimace and Charcuterie.

Sunday, December 25th, 2022 7:30 pm.

Recently, I was at Sir Troy’s Toy Kingdom, a magical full service toy store, in the Grande Shops area of Medina, perusing their selection of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe toys, which included some of the Masters of the Universe Origins collection, which is a line consisting of action figures meant to replicate […]

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Dear Linkedin: I regret to inform you that I don’t know how to operate a forklift. And I don’t know what a “Salt Dome” is.

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2022 9:48 pm.

I deeply admire and respect anyone capable of operating a forklift, but it’s just not my thing. I can sort of drive a car, I guess, when I have to, but a forklift is not in my skillset. Now, you might be wondering why I’m bringing this up. And I only do so because every […]

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Happy Belated Beebo Day!!

Tuesday, January 11th, 2022 10:37 pm.

Ok, as we all know, 2021 was a year that came in like a lion and went out  like…well,  a lion who was even more of an asshole than the previous lion. This more recent lion even killed Betty White! (What a dick move!) But let’s accentuate the positive. We may have lost Betty, (And […]

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HAPPY BELATED EVERYTHING! (November 2021 Edition)

Tuesday, November 30th, 2021 11:26 pm.

Let me tell ya friends, being a freelance columnist/cartoonist who suffers from crippling ADHD might sound like an awesome career path, but it hasn’t exactly been a day at the beach for me. In fact there are days, or more accurately, months, when I totally forget what I’m supposed to be doing , and November […]

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Obligatory Halloween Column

Sunday, October 31st, 2021 9:51 pm.

When I went to Kent State, (Yes, believe it or not, I am a college graduate. )  I worked at a costume shop called HALLOWEEN U.S.A.,  and since I couldn’t work a cash register back then (and still can’t.) I only had one job there, which was to pace menacingly back and forth, in front […]

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