Dear Linkedin: I regret to inform you that I don’t know how to operate a forklift. And I don’t know what a “Salt Dome” is.Tuesday, March 22nd, 2022 9:48 pm.
I deeply admire and respect anyone capable of operating a forklift, but it’s just not my thing. I can sort of drive a car, I guess, when I have to, but a forklift is not in my skillset. Now, you might be wondering why I’m bringing this up. And I only do so because every […]Read the rest of this entry »
Ok, as we all know, 2021 was a year that came in like a lion and went out like…well, a lion who was even more of an asshole than the previous lion. This more recent lion even killed Betty White! (What a dick move!) But let’s accentuate the positive. We may have lost Betty, (And […]Read the rest of this entry »
Let me tell ya friends, being a freelance columnist/cartoonist who suffers from crippling ADHD might sound like an awesome career path, but it hasn’t exactly been a day at the beach for me. In fact there are days, or more accurately, months, when I totally forget what I’m supposed to be doing , and November […]Read the rest of this entry »
When I went to Kent State, (Yes, believe it or not, I am a college graduate. ) I worked at a costume shop called HALLOWEEN U.S.A., and since I couldn’t work a cash register back then (and still can’t.) I only had one job there, which was to pace menacingly back and forth, in front […]Read the rest of this entry »
Believe it or not, ladies and gentlemen , this NickMoose.com website does not exactly pay my bills. Which is why I haven’t posted in a while. If I want to be able to afford beer, Sour Patch Kids and Slim Jims, I have to, on occasion, sell out and write columns for other publications. One […]Read the rest of this entry »