Not another Peep.

Monday, April 26th, 2021 12:04 pm.

So, I have this bird outside my house and it will  will not stop chirping, ever. I’m starting to feel like Tippi Hedren. This thing will not shut up. And  I am trying desperately to resist the urge to buy a gun and murder either it or myself . I can’t even sleep anymore because […]

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Pickle and “The Middle”

Sunday, April 25th, 2021 8:58 pm.

Back in the days of my misbegoten youth, I had a nickname, “Guy at Every Show,” because I went to every single punk show. I saw the Ataris and New Found Glory hundreds of times. (Nothing compared to the amount of times I saw Reel Big Fish and Less than Jake. I number those in […]

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Goblins ‘N Graduates. Not a Ghost of a Chance.

Monday, February 15th, 2021 12:50 am.

If any of you super old school Moosekateers out yonder have managed to mosey on over to this new site, you may dimly recall that my college experience used to be more deserving of the title Nerverending story than the actual Neverdending story, because the actual  Neverending Story ENDED! And for the longest time, my […]

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Don’t Monkey Around with my Heart

Sunday, February 14th, 2021 11:33 pm.

I was just watching Casablanca on TCM, and it occurred to me, that is the perfect Valentine’s Day movie for me, because it’s about a guy who drinks too much, and doesn’t end up with the girl, in the end, which is pretty much the story of my life. But, there is another classic movie […]

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Dustin The Wind

Saturday, February 13th, 2021 5:08 pm.

Dustin Diamond just died the other day and I’m feeling emotions about this. The lead singer of  GWAR once said, “The 70’s had a lot of bands who named themselves after geographical locations ( like Boston, America and Kansas) and he said that they all sucked. (I disagree with that, but I do prefer the […]

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