American Cheese

Wednesday, January 20th, 2021 7:46 pm.

My fellow American Mooseheads, today is such an important day for this great country of ours. We Americans created American Cheese, and today is National Cheese Lovers Day!  (Also, somebody told me the inauguration, or something, was  today, but I wasn’t listening, because I was too busy, writing this absurdly long column about cheese.) I’m […]

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Happy Belated Martin Luther King Day!

Tuesday, January 19th, 2021 10:19 am.

When my cousins, Sara and Emily, and I, were kids, we used to pretend we were characters on TV sitcoms that didn’t exist, that we  invented, ourselves. We performed these sitcoms in my grandparents’ basement (We were weird ),  and in the 80’s and 90’s, every single sitcom had a Christmas message at the end […]

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Graffiti on a Manatee is not OK with me.

Saturday, January 16th, 2021 3:37 am.

Hunker down, Mooseheads, because this is gonna be a serious one. You know it’s my usual policy to not discuss politics,  because I hate them, but I’m making an exception in this case, because I will also get to be discussing manatees. And if you’ve ever read my column even once, you probably know I […]

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Pizza is Such Sweet Sorrow

Monday, January 11th, 2021 9:33 pm.

Now, this might come as a surprise to you Mooseheads, but I read a lot of Shakespeare. What won’t come as a surprise to you is that I eat a lot of pizza and drink a lot of beer. And I promise I’m about to explain how pizza, beer and Shakespeare all tie together; just […]

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Dawn Gone.

Sunday, January 10th, 2021 12:08 pm.

Now COVID is really, really,  REALLY starting to piss me off even more than before! It killed Mary Ann! If you’ve never watched television ever in your life ( And if you are a millennial Moosekateer, you probably have not, because you watch everything on streaming services) then maybe you don’t know what Gilligan’s Island […]

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