STOP! Don’t EVER let me drive under ANY circumstance!!
You know, I don’t even like driving. I suck at driving and try to avoid it whenever I can. But my sucking at driving is more because I’m a spazz, not because of my eyesight. My eyesight is usually fine, UNTIL I GO TO THE BMV! When I have to renew my license, my eyes […]
GOGOLA!!
There is a lot of love for Godzilla these days, what with Godzilla Minus One and the Godzilla v Kong X, or whatever it’s called, and I’m told I will love both. I’m a big G-Fan, mostly because of the Showa era of Godzilla (1954-1975) and I love the stop motion animation era of Kong […]
Let’s Go Even More Turbo!
Here it is, folks! This is my review of probably the best game on the TurboGrafx-16! Part 3 of my beloved Let’s Go Turbo series of columns! In honor of the solar eclipse (Well, to be fair, this game doesn’t have anything to do with the eclipse, but it DOES take place in outer space! […]
PAAS: THE TRUE ORIGIN STORY
As I finish this column, it is Easter Sunday, going on April Fools’s Monday, but, i promise you, what you are about to read is NO JOKE! Now, if you are anything like me (And for your sake, I hope you’re not) you have certain Easter traditions you follow. Mine include watching the timeless classic […]
ATTACK OF THE GARBAGE BAG SQUIDS!!
If you’re a fan of MST3K (And who isn’t?) you might remember a high quality film they riffed back in the day called ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES. It was a good episode, (the “A Danger to Ourselves and Others” song is a highlight) but the thing is, as is the case with many MST3K […]
LET’S GO TURBO AGAIN!!
In our previous instalment of LET’S GO TURBO! I reviewed five Turbgografx-16 classics! Well, that’s not entirely true. I reviewed four TurboGrafx-16 classics and then the fifth slot was reserved for the games that I got that would only work on the Japanese PC-Engine (The original version of the Turbo-Grafx-16) which I don’t have, and […]
ALL MY LOVE TO THE LOVELAND FROG!
Valentine’s Day can sometimes be a bummer for me. On the rare years I’m not in a committed relationship with a super model, famous actress, pop diva etc., I trend towards the morose. But not this year!! This year I’m choosing to focus on other things in life I love. And I love the Loveland […]
LET’S GO TURBO!
Well, I hope over Christmas you guys all got the TurboGrafx-16 you were wanting. I know I didn’t get one. And nobody got one back in 1989 when it was first unleashed upon an unsuspecting America as a part of (and promptly a loser of) the console wars. But that’s OK because I went and […]
Rudy and Gogo’s Flamin’ Cheese Ball (Cheese, goats and funny puppets for New Years!)
Have you ever gotten a cheese ball for a New Year’s party, and you’re all proud that you got one, but nobody gives a shit about the cheese ball? NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE CHEESE BALL!! I would say that’s a thing that you only really care about when you get older, but NOT FOR ME!! […]
A Very Judge Reinhold Christmas
It’s after midnight on Christmas, so, technically, yesterday was Christmas, but I still feel like typing, so let’s talk about Judge Reinhold! Judge Reinhold has one of the weirdest names ever, and this is coming from someone whose actual birth name is Nick Moose! (I call myself that, but my real name is Derek Reindeer. […]