REVENGE FROM PLANET APE!!

So, I was waiting to write about this until the new Planet of the Apes movie came out and the fact that the new movie is such a success makes it even more fun for me to “MARCH INTO THE FORBIDDEN ZONE” of Planet of the Apes movie history! What would be a more appropriate […]


ROGER CORMAN IS DEAD!?

It feels odd to say you are shocked when speaking of an 98 year old man who just died, but the last time I saw Roger Corman being interviewed by Joe Bob Briggs, he still seemed filled with vim and vigor! He still seemed like he wanted to make another movie! I can’t begin explain […]


It’s a bird! It’s a cat! It’s SUPERMAN THE CAT!

Over the course of my life, I’ve had many a cat. (Or, you know, the cats had me.) but,  I think the strangest one HAD to have been Superman. I know what you’re thinking, “He’s a comic book geek, so he named him Superman.”  This is factually untrue. Well, not the part about me being […]


WILL YOU BE THE CHOMP CHAMP OR THE CHOMP CHUMP!?

I will most likely be the chump. Pac-Man and I have a rich and storied history, and now that the new Pac-Man MEGA TUNNEL BATTLE CHOMP CHAMPS game is out, on Switch, it’s all coming back to me. The original Pac-Man game came out before my arcade going time, but it was the first arcade […]


STOP! Don’t EVER let me drive under ANY circumstance!!

You know, I don’t even like driving. I suck at driving and try to avoid it whenever I can. But my sucking at driving is more because I’m a spazz, not because of my eyesight. My eyesight is usually fine, UNTIL I GO TO THE BMV! When I have to renew my license, my eyes […]


GOGOLA!!

There is a lot of love for Godzilla these days, what with Godzilla Minus One and the Godzilla v Kong X, or whatever it’s called, and I’m told I will love both. I’m a big G-Fan, mostly because of the Showa era of Godzilla (1954-1975) and I love the stop motion animation era of Kong […]


Let’s Go Even More Turbo!

Here it is, folks! This is my review of probably the best game on the TurboGrafx-16! Part 3 of my beloved Let’s Go Turbo series of columns! In honor of the solar eclipse (Well, to be fair, this game doesn’t have anything to do with the eclipse, but it DOES take place in outer space! […]


PAAS: THE TRUE ORIGIN STORY

As I finish this column, it is Easter Sunday, going on April Fools’s Monday, but, i promise you, what you are about to read is NO JOKE! Now, if you are anything like me (And for your sake, I hope you’re not) you have certain Easter traditions you follow. Mine include watching the timeless classic […]


ATTACK OF THE GARBAGE BAG SQUIDS!!

If you’re a fan of MST3K (And who isn’t?) you might remember a high quality film they riffed back in the day called ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES. It was a good episode, (the “A Danger to Ourselves and Others” song is a highlight) but the thing is, as is the case with many MST3K […]


LET’S GO TURBO AGAIN!!

In our previous instalment of LET’S GO TURBO! I reviewed five Turbgografx-16 classics! Well, that’s not entirely true. I reviewed four TurboGrafx-16 classics and then the fifth slot was reserved for the games that I got that would only work on the Japanese PC-Engine (The original version of the Turbo-Grafx-16) which I don’t have, and […]