A Very Judge Reinhold Christmas
It’s after midnight on Christmas, so, technically, yesterday was Christmas, but I still feel like typing, so let’s talk about Judge Reinhold! Judge Reinhold has one of the weirdest names ever, and this is coming from someone whose actual birth name is Nick Moose! (I call myself that, but my real name is Derek Reindeer. […]
DOES YOUR URKEL DOLL HAVE GLASSES?
This is the year of “Did I do That To Christmas?: Urkel Saves Santa.” Which doesn’t look so bad from what I’ve seen of it so far. And I’m assuming, if you are reading this website you probably own at least one Urkel doll, which is great, but some of us come upon our Urkel […]
R.I.P Marty
Marty Krofft died the other day. I wasn’t alive yet back when the shows of Sid and Marty Krofft dominated Saturday morning television. (But I am old enough to remember when Saturday morning kids’ shows were a thing, so I think that still counts as me being old.) My personal first encounter with the world […]
AS YET TO BE NAMED CHRISTMAS COLUMN (ALTHOUGH, I DOUBT I’LL NAME IT.)
What were your favorite Christmas ornaments when you were a small child? I had a bunch. The Christopher Radko-looking glass born ornaments made by my grandparent’s grandparents, the felt versions of Frosty the Snowman and his wife my aunt made that we used to stick on the window until they finally , but most importantly, […]
Happy FREAKIN’ Thanksgiving!
Well it’s turkey time again friends, and I have not seen Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving yet, so I have no opinion about it but I AM of the opinion that Blood Freak is a movie that should be aired on TV every Thanksgiving like The Wizard of OZ. (If TV still exists.) The parallels between the […]
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM GUZOO TO YOU!!
Last Halloween I was in the hospital and the TV was on, I think it was TBS, and they were showing nothing but Jurassic Park movies all night. A nurse came in and said “Ppph. That shit ain’t scary” and she was right. That shit ain’t scary. But then, at like four o’clock in the […]
Grimace’s Belated Birthday!!
I’m literally late to the party on this, and I’m super ashamed, because I’ve mentioned I own a Grimace Christmas cookie jar, so I feel I’d be remiss were I not to mention before next Christmas that that THIS YEAR IS GRIMACES BIRTHDAY!! Not that I need to mention it, because McDonald’s is going all […]
Where the Hell’s All the Doc Boy Merch!? Well at Least we still have Grimace and Charcuterie.
Recently, I was at Sir Troy’s Toy Kingdom, a magical full service toy store, in the Grande Shops area of Medina, perusing their selection of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe toys, which included some of the Masters of the Universe Origins collection, which is a line consisting of action figures meant to replicate […]
Dear Linkedin: I regret to inform you that I don’t know how to operate a forklift. And I don’t know what a “Salt Dome” is.
I deeply admire and respect anyone capable of operating a forklift, but it’s just not my thing. I can sort of drive a car, I guess, when I have to, but a forklift is not in my skillset. Now, you might be wondering why I’m bringing this up. And I only do so because every […]
Happy Belated Beebo Day!!
Ok, as we all know, 2021 was a year that came in like a lion and went out like…well, a lion who was even more of an asshole than the previous lion. This more recent lion even killed Betty White! (What a dick move!) But let’s accentuate the positive. We may have lost Betty, (And […]